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Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Mermaid

Transport Inspector:
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.

Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.

The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
1. The Mermaids are out setting up the weighbridge.
2. Pads are hot and the mermaids are calling
by Kasterborus June 5, 2021
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mermaid

1; a mythical creature that appears as an attractive woman but with a fish tail instead of a pair of legs, who lures sailors with her enchanting voice.
2; someone (typically female) of a rare breed, blessed with haunting beauty and enchanting talent (usually at singing, but can also be applied to other art forms.)
"Agnès Obel is a human singer and songwriter but secretly she is a mermaid goddess..."
(comment found on youtube)
by Lilichi November 5, 2019
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Mermaid

A female merperson. A mythical female spirit with the upper-body of a human, as well as the lower-body of a sea creature (usually a dolphin) who lives in a waterway (usually the sea) and usually has benign musical enchantment powers, (e.g. the power to bless, heal, guide & protect others, especially sailors by their beautiful singing or playing of music).
'The mermaid sat on the rocks, along the shore gazing at the moon and magically guiding the sailors towards a safe journey by the grace of her beautiful song.'

(Notes: Mermaids aren't to be confused with sirens who only use their musical enchantment powers for evil. Please read my definition of a siren for comparison.

Also, some mermaids have human legs, as well as live and breathe underwater as 'mer-maid' means 'woman from the sea', in old English.

Lastly, there are male merpeople who fit this entire definition, except that they aren't female).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 3, 2022
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Little Mermaid

When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.
The new scooby doo movie got that little mermaid treatment.
by TheBackDoorGamer October 9, 2022
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Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
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Mermaid

Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.

(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
Last night I had to mermaid the bar just to get the bartenders attention.
by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022
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