Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.

I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

Fudge Vein

The anus. The bung hole. The arse. The rectum.

I drilled deep in her fudge vein.

Her fudge vein was a little dirty.

My fudge vein is sore today. I took it long and hard.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Fudge Goblin

First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.

Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...

by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022

fudge-suckle

It's when some one sucks on a piece of shit or poop possibly after a clevland steamer.

"man i totally just fudge-suckled that chicks shit all night long! it was so hot! she loved it so much she gave me a blow job!"

by mster K May 1, 2009

Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017

Lion fudge

Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)

"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."

by Brambleboy November 16, 2017