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Darren

A stupid faggot who is unable to read and can’t focus on anything. A Darren is a stupid person and his name sounds like a middle age pedo’s name. He also is a known to be “Henry the 8th
person1: Have you met Darren?
person2:yeah I don’t like him
by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019
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Darren

Darren.A special person named Darren is one of a kind. Darren is a really good person, he is by far one of the most caring persons to meet. If you have a friend named Darren, he is that one friend that is rare, you should never break a relationship because you will realize how of a good friend Darren is and even in a relationship. Losing a Darren in your life will make you regret losing a friend/partner in your life. Finding a Darren is rare, not much people are named Darren. That is why Darren is a rare person to meet, he by far is one the best people to meet in life.Darren is special and unique in a way.He is a smart,cool, fun guy once you know Darren. Darren is shy and timid as well. But He is by far handsome, sexy, and is easy to become friends with once u get to know him really good.he will never break a promise EVER....if you love him he will love you so much. Darren is a unique person to meet, he by far is a rare person. Don't let go of a Darren as a friend or a lover because that will be the worst decision of your life. Darren is one of a kind and whoever is named Darren is a really good and kind person to meet
Wow i never met someone like you Darren. Your special in a way that is different than others.
by aritsitdring November 23, 2023
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extreme darren

To act like you are a distant relative of a sporting superstar, then sgout everyone Pimms
You were such an extreme darren last night
by Ahn Do December 10, 2020
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Darren

"only a 97%, what you couldn't get a 100?"

- a Darren
by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023
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darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.
by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018
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Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.
student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT
by DDyln May 15, 2024
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Darren

Darren is a weird mixture of elements. Darren’s are know to have a werid taste of humor but still tend be fun. Darren’s are known to make an abundance of mistakes and screw ups, but overtime Darren’s can adapt to there screw ups. A Darren’s natural response to argument with his homies is ether acting like a complete and utter smart ass or just turning to outta pocket shit (usually prejudice comments, though he is also a person of color 💀) to try and win the argument. Likes a lot of music, but 70s through 90s African American music always goes hard for Darren. Darren likes to spend time at home, ether playin mk with his homeboy or taking walks to the park to play frisbee.
by Dcjames November 21, 2023
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