A song by "David Bowie"
by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021
Get the Rubber Bandmug. When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
Get the Twat Bandmug. 1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
Get the Band Stalkermug. by aosoiguhia January 23, 2019
Get the Marching Bandmug. The legendary British band behind songs such as We Will Rock You, Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Me Now etc. It's members are Brian May, Roger Taylor, Freddie Mercury, John Deacon and they are the most beautiful human beings to ever exist FIGHT ME
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง
"Hey, do you listen to the band queen?"
"Nah, how do you listen to that crap?"
"Mama (pling,pling). Just killed a man (pling,pling)
"Nah, how do you listen to that crap?"
"Mama (pling,pling). Just killed a man (pling,pling)
by ilovequeensomuchuwu January 17, 2019
Get the band queenmug. the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.
See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011
Get the hand bandmug. by Sensei Ramen October 3, 2017
Get the band flumug.