Nigel

someone that is freakishly weird and is a loner (this word exactly describes Mr Magson)

Mr Magson is a nigel

by ana oop September 17, 2019

unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

unemployed nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3

"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."

by FriedWaterIsBae March 1, 2022

a nigel BD party

Nigel's wheelchair covered in balloons

a nigel BD party

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove

Do you study Nigelism

by KingKole August 1, 2022

Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018

nigels mums empathy

My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club

nigels mums empathy cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025