Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

Chris

Stupid noob that stinks at fortnite and especially rocket league

“Fuck no i don’t want to squad with Chris my back hurts from carrying this shitter”

by Gayhomonamedchrisk May 28, 2018

chris

that one asian kid whos smart and rich

jeesh chris no need to brag-...

by keenie79 January 27, 2021

Chris

A awkward guy who doesn't talk much except about computers. He is a huge nerd hates chavs and pretends to be hard. But quite a nice guy on the whole

Person1:whose that guy who spends all his time in computing

Person2: oh, you mean Chris

by Angypangy October 31, 2017

chris

chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper

“STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”

by idkihopemyhotbfseesthis December 7, 2021

Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.

... Written by your goddess, Chris....

by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021