NRA Zombie

A Gun advocate that takes arguments made by the National Rifle Association at face value regardless of how absurd they are. Unlike regular Gun Advocates that are willing to have a calm and reasonable discussion with those whom they disagree with, the NRA Zombies have weak critical thinking skill and don't believe in fact checking before accepting what is said by the NRA.
When approached with anything outside the NRA narrative, the NRA Zombie is reacts with...

* Denial accompanied with Confirmation bias

* ad hominem attacks, including and not limited to falsely questioning one's love of country
* Empty References to Freedom
* Or verbal hostility

Paul knew by the vitriol being thrown when he mentioned the word universal background checks, that he was not talking to a regular 2nd amendment advocate. Instead he had encountered an NRA Zombie

by Libertatis October 19, 2015

zombie walk

Zombie walk is when a loving man has his partner put one hand on the wall and pulls back the other to cut off the circulation while performing anal sex. Towards climax, he performs a donkey punch and then a dead leg. After your partner is set free, they will be dizzy, lurch around on one leg and keep one arm held out for balance.

zombie walk donkey punch dead leg

by TadaoG May 27, 2009

Bacon Zombie

Bacon Zombie is the name given to an item, meme, or pop culture obsession that becomes overdone (or to the person who refuses to get with the times). The lack of interest in said thing is so high that the mention of it causes fits of depression, annoyance and nausea in anyone who has to listen about such old and worn-out interests.

In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.

People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.

Todd tried to convince his friends to try Planking, but the poor Bacon Zombie was laughed at.

by Loxzen June 17, 2011

Zombie Apocalypse

The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride

The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.

by thekid9100 November 7, 2010

zombie mover

when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what they owe the mob.

man: i am sorry but i just don't have the money still that i owe you!!

mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?

by zombiemover September 27, 2008

zombie meme

A dead meme that returns to relevancy by some means, often via 4chan or reddit.

The appearance might not be exactly the same, but the format and idea behind the meme has not changed

OP: The pooh bear man of culture meme is just a repackaged expanding intellect meme. They're basically the same.

Guy in the comments: That's a zombie meme, my dude. An old meme that came back with a different look.

by akuwardmoments August 17, 2019

Zombie Talk

Calling a person early in the morning after you've just woke up and talking in a half sleep voice.

Calling a person and waking that person up counts as well.

(calling-other end picks up) "Hello?"
(you-groggy and sleepy) "Heyyyyyy-whu whu when's da parttee?"
(other end) "Dear God don't Zombie Talk me! Go back to bed.
(you) "ruh huh? Okay goodbuh" *ZZZZZzzz*

by PatrickisL October 22, 2011