by Jon June 20, 2005
A series of video game reviews presented by TheEscapist.com, written and hosted by Ben Yahtzee Croshaw. New episodes are published every week, on a Wednesday.
Despite several attacks on Croshaw, many simple minded people have failed to grasp that Zero Punctuation is not about reviewing, but CRITICISING a game. Croshaw has stated on various occasions that he is primarily a critic, not a reviewer, and anyone who cannot understand that should not bother watching his videos if they are merely going to nerdrage.
Despite several attacks on Croshaw, many simple minded people have failed to grasp that Zero Punctuation is not about reviewing, but CRITICISING a game. Croshaw has stated on various occasions that he is primarily a critic, not a reviewer, and anyone who cannot understand that should not bother watching his videos if they are merely going to nerdrage.
"But, like a glass of milk with a spider in it, towards the end it all goes horribly wrong." Croshaw during his Dark Void review.
"Recently we recieved a mail from soneone whose name i forget explaining that they were going to stop watching Zero Punctuation." Croshaw starting the Wii Sports Resort review.
"but you dont call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom, and you you didnt come to me to hear how a game is good. Not when every other review has done it already." Croshaw providing the point that he is a critic, during the Batman Arkham Asylum review.
"Recently we recieved a mail from soneone whose name i forget explaining that they were going to stop watching Zero Punctuation." Croshaw starting the Wii Sports Resort review.
"but you dont call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom, and you you didnt come to me to hear how a game is good. Not when every other review has done it already." Croshaw providing the point that he is a critic, during the Batman Arkham Asylum review.
by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010
Zero Twosday is a globally recognized holiday celebrated on Earth by a recent unnamed religion formed in 2017, who praises the deity known as "Zero Two". While the holiday itself only officially occurs once every 100 years, worshippers of this deity are known to praise her weekly, similar to other modern religions. The first of three official, and globally recognized instances of this religious holiday being, February 22, 2022, followed by February 22, 2122, and February 22, 2222 (all 2/22/22).
It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.
It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.
Common usage:
"Happy Zero Twosday"
"I've never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."
"I'm so glad my $296 Zero Two figure finally came in, and just in time for Zero Twosday!"
"Everyday is Zero Twosday"
"TGIZT"
"Happy Zero Twosday"
"I've never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."
"I'm so glad my $296 Zero Two figure finally came in, and just in time for Zero Twosday!"
"Everyday is Zero Twosday"
"TGIZT"
by TheDesertScrub February 22, 2022
*commits a non negotiable (another definition search it up)
PE teacher: zero for the day take a seat dumbass.
PE teacher: zero for the day take a seat dumbass.
by Rheumatism December 18, 2019
by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
DJ Drop-bomb is on the ones and zeros.
by Bay Area Beekeeper March 09, 2011
Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC
by Shortlang♐️ December 01, 2015