Zachary Zhu is a male that loves to do disgusting things to other people, he is disturbingly obese. He always has a failed marriage and is addicted to substances.
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The process of sucking on the breasts of a woman where your buddy blew his load just minutes beforehand. This usually accompanies oral sex with said woman which was directly preceeded by said buddy being balls deep in the orally contacted area. This involves a low probability of not licking/sucking/tongueing the area where said buddy's balls were just resident. There is an equally high probability of getting your buddy's pubes stuck in your teeth.
Example of Zach getting Zach'd:
We met some 23 year old red head, took her back to his place and continued to drink.
I ended up passing out, I woke up an hour or two later and she was on the couch and she's like, "hey, come here". So I ended up banging her and going back to sleep.
Fast forward to this morning.
Wake up, she's gone, my buddy comes down from his bedroom and says "yea! I hit that chick last night!". I'm like...what?
Him - "yea, we had sex then she went downstairs to sleep, etc".
Me - "really? Me too"
Him - "ummm, did you suck her tits or anything?"
Me - "of course".
Him - "well, that's where I blew my load"
Me <pukes>
I'm trying to make myself feel better by telling myself she either took a shower or went in the pool after.
:-/
We met some 23 year old red head, took her back to his place and continued to drink.
I ended up passing out, I woke up an hour or two later and she was on the couch and she's like, "hey, come here". So I ended up banging her and going back to sleep.
Fast forward to this morning.
Wake up, she's gone, my buddy comes down from his bedroom and says "yea! I hit that chick last night!". I'm like...what?
Him - "yea, we had sex then she went downstairs to sleep, etc".
Me - "really? Me too"
Him - "ummm, did you suck her tits or anything?"
Me - "of course".
Him - "well, that's where I blew my load"
Me <pukes>
I'm trying to make myself feel better by telling myself she either took a shower or went in the pool after.
:-/
by Mike 0. August 7, 2006
Get the zach'd mug.Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.
V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.
V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.
V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.
by Playersexypimpman January 14, 2008
Get the zach mug.The most awesome man I have ever met. He is a king among men, and means the world to me. He has so much swagg he makes other men jealous. He is my best friend. He makes me laugh more than anyone else, and seeing him on the weekends makes my whole week.
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Get the one ball zach hall mug.Zach a shorter version of Zachary the more classy spelling variation as apposed to Zack
Literally means the great woman seducer in greek and the lord remembers in hebrew. Zach's always have a great package if not then they are deserving of the name Tyler. Mostly non-conformist and doesn't like rap.
Literally means the great woman seducer in greek and the lord remembers in hebrew. Zach's always have a great package if not then they are deserving of the name Tyler. Mostly non-conformist and doesn't like rap.
by The penis rapist March 26, 2009
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