May all yer turtles hae' three heids

This is a traditional Scottish saying in rural Stirlingshire which means as it sounds in English 'May your turtles have 3 heads'. It is a phrase typically used by those who aim to wish a person a deep sleep. It is unclear of the origins of the phrase, especially as there are no wild turtles in Scotland and Stirlingshire has no coast, however it may have originated when Scotland was a driving force of the commonwealth.

"I'm aff tae bed now, cheery ho"
"Aright then, May all yer turles hae' three heids"
"Thanks pal, and yae tae"

May all yer turtles hae' three heids

by Ayeknowaboutscotland July 26, 2014

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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

by DuBois April 7, 2006

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Yer Dad

Your dad sells Avon

Harry :Here mate Your maw

Josh :Naw Yer Dad

by STRG July 13, 2022

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Yer

Yer is a girl you see around. u can't but not noticed her much. since she is so small. the look of her just makes you smile because of how cute she is. not many girls have the name "Yer" but it does and is a unique name. she type 2 hold things in. she's the type to act as if she does not do those things that she says to others but does.

oh yer how small u are making me run you over.

by lola q. November 19, 2020

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