wench

short for well hench.

"mate check that fat bitch! she is wench!!"

by braaphead September 23, 2007

wench

1. (archaic) A girl or woman of the peasant class, especially one who works as a servant.

2. (archaic) An easy woman.

Verb: To chase women, to womanize

The serving wench, all of eighteen years, glanced slyly at the lord of the manor, knowing that he was given to wenching when his wife was absent.

by Lorelili September 3, 2010

wonch

A word used to describe someone that is bitch like but not quite a bitch. It is a euphemistic and more playful way to call someone a bitch.

Yo bro why are you being such a wonch?

by getmoneymothafucka February 9, 2010

Tus Wutch

To masturbate vigorously, to the point where one loses himself completely in the act. Many people who are caught Tus Wutching have been found with their face frozen in morbid delight like a petrified joker. Tus wutchers usually have incredibly foul breath and poor communication skills.

Daniel missed his bus on Tuesday due to the fact that he was tus wutching to the Smurfs Movie.

by Marc Morris September 8, 2003

walter winchell

Scumbag gossip columnist of the 1940s and 1950s who ruined reputations for some people and groups of people who didn't deserve it. Due to his unnecessary and completely false accusations lodged against the U.S. Merchant Marine in World War II, the men who served there were denied veterans benefits or even positive reputations until most of them died or were too old to have use for them. Assholes in Hollywood thought it would be honorable to make a movie in his honor in 1998, when all he deserves is an unmarked grave and obscurity from history.

"The U.S. Merchant Marine had the highest casualty ratio of any service in WW2, even higher than the Marine Corps, but thanks to Walter Winchell, they were accused of things that were not true, and until 1990 they were denied veteran's benefits or any real credit for winning the war, cause without them, the allies would have CERTAINLY lost the war."

by DasBoot85 December 26, 2007

winchat

the biggest dump in the neighborhood

That winchat on the end of the street isn't even fit for my dog!

by tanny August 4, 2004

wenched

combination of wench and divorced. ex-wife of a loser with a elvis look a like hair do.

"after she talked about her problematic incest loving loser of a husband/boyfriend/baby's daddy for 10 friggin hours, I got tired and called her a stupid wenched bitch"

"you're wenched.deal with it and take care of your didnt asked to be here friggin kids you stupid fuckin slut wannabe""get a LIBRARY card, educate yourself with USEFUL material,and stop being such a fried fake and baked" cried LaLa in utter DISGUST

by accidental creation March 8, 2008