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I want to play

A phrase said to someone of the opposite sex when telling them that you are in the mood for sexual intercourse. Synonymous with "im feeling playful" and "i want to have crazy sex with you."
guy: i want to play
girl: maybe later *winks*
by firecrackerjoe June 27, 2009
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Whateva, I do what I want!

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent
by Yaden,Julie,Lindsay. November 14, 2004
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Rocksama wantsama

1) A person who throws rocks at you or your property from a distance and then runs away.
2) A person who likes to play "poke the bear" with people who he thinks will take it lightly and laugh it off.
1) The young Rocksama wantsama enjoyed throwing rocks from the suburban bridge onto boats parked in the marina below.

2) When the Rocksama wantsama toyed with the old shitter pump mechanic he was promptly hit across the back of the head with a shovel. He then went to cry about it to the dude who had the office duck collection.
by Petergozinya May 20, 2010
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what the ladies want

'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.

This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive.

This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males.
(sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..."
"Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...."

(arse example)
"Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.."
"Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it."
by dvalin April 11, 2004
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meta-want

to want to want something; to wish to have the desire for
A: I need to get in shape.

B: You should train for the marathon with me.

A: Maybe, but I'm so unmotivated. At this point, I just meta-want to run a marathon, so I doubt I'll actually do it.

OR

"I meta-want to be a better boyfriend because I know I upset her; unfortunately I really enjoy sleeping with a variety of women."
by Captain of Donkey B-ball Team October 22, 2008
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You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.
A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?
by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011
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Want make a monkey eat pepper

You will eat anything if you are hungry enough.
I saw an old woman eating from a dumpster. It was heartbreaking, but I understand that "Want make a monkey eat pepper!"
by talk2me-JCH2 March 17, 2022
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