woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside
he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(
by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021
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that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face
hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody
by fat griggs January 27, 2010
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Woody

The best ever contestant in BFDI, and other object shows. A piece of balsa wood, the best one i forgot to mention. He is very epic, and deserves to win BFB
Announcer: Spongy.
Woody: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Announcer: Is eliminated with 6 votes.
Woody: ah.
by kopekope March 16, 2020
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A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag
"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."
by Load of Barney October 02, 2017
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Woody

The shity wooden toy in all three terrible movies about shity toys coming alive.

Moms favorite toy
Do not disturb I'm playing with Woody .
by HippoSak June 29, 2019
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Woody is a Fun, Loving, and Loyal partner. He is the main Character in Toy Story 1, 2, 3 and 4. He is known for his notorious sane, "There's A Snake In My Boot!" By pulling his string on his back, he'll say all sorts of things. badge and all, he is very noticeable. He takes a majority part in many Pixar movies
Daughter: Mom!

Mom: What sweetie?

Daughter: It's WOODY!
by Andy_Lewis23 March 18, 2021
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Woody

Acting in a very stiff, yet man-whorish manner. Very hug crazy. Tends to annoy

both guys and girls. Creates losts of awkward moments.
John, you need to quit acting so woody. It is begining to annoy everyone.
by Mal-Mal October 29, 2009
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