A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.
by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016
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by Eliza West March 8, 2017
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Get the wopperjogged mug.A Wompus Noodle
(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018
Get the Wompus Noodle mug.informal. a person who is notably stupid or lacks good judgement. flexible in it's use in that it can be used politely for minor stupidity events, as in children or loved ones, or more strongly as a substitute for cunt, for full fledged retardation.
you're such a wopple head, you should run headfirst into a wall.
look at this wopple head, doesn't even know how to drive his vehicle.
or in the case of a loved one: I'm not a wopple head, you're a wopple head.
look at this wopple head, doesn't even know how to drive his vehicle.
or in the case of a loved one: I'm not a wopple head, you're a wopple head.
by 571lama January 18, 2018
Get the Wopple Head mug.Someone who does not get the "wompa-palooza" joke (no real joke). The inferior race when compared to its counterpart, the paloozas.
**there is no official way to spell "wompa" so spell it however you wish**
**there is no official way to spell "wompa" so spell it however you wish**
by Mr. 4th Place August 15, 2018
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"My friends wompadongallous was all over the place let me tell you"
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