cunt-wizard

1. One who is a wizard with cunts.
2. Someone who engages frequently is sexual intercourse.
3. A really big twat.

1."He has, like, six girlfriends!" "I know, Jimmy is quite a cunt-wizard."
2. "That whore Linda is such a cunt-wizard."
3. "YOU FUCKING CUNT-WIZARD! YOU ATE MY BAGEL!"

by rinne August 22, 2006

Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

wizard of mlodz

1)The rather ugly elfish-like creature which can be found lurking in forests

2)The forest-dweller, turned on by mystical songs and chants

Chris: Wow would you look at this forest!
Britney: AHHH! that thing over there just slapped me!
Jenny: Omg! it must have been the Wizard of Mlodz!
Chris: Wizard of Mlodz, Leave Britney Alone!

by Jennifer Stewart November 2, 2007

Wizard Stew

In the event you find an unflushed toilet with the remains of doo. You further advance on a Mixed potion (see mixed potion) and decide to shit into the present doo. Thus creating Wizard stew.

"Mike i have to shit. Maybe i'll get to make wizard stew." "That's gross."

by Andy Lara June 13, 2005

Wizard Jam

Wizard Jam is high cholesterol blood that is so thick it can be spread on toast or bread. It derives it's name from the wizarding community where it became popular amongst new wizards.

Yo dawg, pass us up that there Wizard Jam, my toast is tasteless.

by joejim07 July 31, 2009

Night wizard

A term referring to people of the african american variety used to insult them

Hey dude your mom is ugly
Shut up ypu night wizard

by TIKTOKFOREVER October 29, 2019

invisible wizard

when you cum on accident from a dream

Dude last night I had a invisible wizard, my pants were soaked when I woke up.

by max baldwin January 23, 2023