dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.

Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"

by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011

Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.

Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"

by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011

Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.

Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌

by Devil Dude November 21, 2018

laser

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, or "laser" in short, is a device that can cut things and is (mostly) used in a hospital.

Hey, you! Don't shoot of with a laser, weirdo!

by Gervy February 25, 2019

Laser tag

The act of shooting at a silhouette in the fog

Yo man I was playing laser tag last night hit dude right in the chest

by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018

Blue Laser

1. A defence in ScrapTD which fires a powerful laser which does huge damage against ground barrels.

2. A plasmatic laser.

"I placed down 8 Blue Lasers and it shredded most Mobile Deliveries that came out against me."

"Blue Laser seems pretty powerful albeit but also hot."

by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023