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The Great Australian Wanker

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
by Actual Ltd. October 16, 2023
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an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia
Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.
by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008
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Wicker

a person who is just too cool for school, sometimes when you see a wicker you just wanna do THE handshake. oh I know you know which one i’m talking about uuuhhhhuhhh blaire and graces yup that one.
HEYYYYY WICKKKK

sometimes I just wanna be wickerfied
by wickerballsdaddysaddle August 31, 2019
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wanker beanie

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
by Mike Read July 27, 2003
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Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.
Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.
by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011
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wankered

To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues
by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005
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