Window Troll

A person (typically a middle-age neighbor with no life) that looks out their windows any time any noise is heard in the neighborhood, such as a car driving by, door shutting, or dog farting.

They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.

Chris is such a window troll... My dog farted in his sleep yesterday, and he immediately stuck his head out his blinds.

by missymoo090909 March 21, 2011

window shit

basiclly taking a shit on any given window,ie..mcdonalds,sak's fifth ave,any classy restaurant,preferably when people are sitting/standing next to or nearby said window.Works great with the runs.

Dude, you should have seen the old ladies faces after Billy gave'em the window shit,they were utterly disgusted.

by Sgt Slapnutz April 6, 2006

Window licker

A bluedog who keeps the inside of the windows clean on the special bus to windsor.

As a linfield bus goes by: "there goes a bus full of window lickers".

by entellektuall soopeerior July 24, 2011

Window Licker

LSD - A person who drops acid by licking a tab of window pane acid. Then this person gets weird and other people think it is okay to call this person a retard.

Guy One: Here dude lick this.
Guy Two: What is it?
Guy One: A lollipop.
Guy Two: It doesn't look like a lollipop.
Guy One: Well it will after you lick it.
Guy Two: (Guy Two licks the tab, and then questions Guy One.)
Guy Two: How do you figure that?
Guy One: The eyes are the windows to the soul, and you will see things differently after you lick it. Let me clue you in. That tab is window pane, but you don't have to take it if you don't want to.
Guy Two: What is window pane?
Guy One: Window pane acid.
Guy Two: wtf man this is LSD? I already licked it.
Guy One: I guess that makes you a Window Licker.

by HighlyMedicated November 2, 2014

window jump

what you're supposed to do when idiots are arguing about really stupid shit

The argument was so stupid I had to do the window jump.

by johnson7365 March 3, 2007

window chopper

An individual who is always talking about his/her adventures with the opposite sex, but never actually talks TO said opposite sex

Man, Bob's always talking about girls but I've never actually seen him WITH one, he is such a Window Chopper

by asi007 January 23, 2007

window of inopportunity

A period of time when something cannot be done. Antonym of "window of opportunity". A slightly sarcastic phrase drawing on its opposite meaning of a common phrase.

We dont have data for May, thats a huge hole in our marketing campaign. May is a window of inopportunity!

by Savalkan June 13, 2008