Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."

by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023

willy mo

To "Willy Mo" something means to look up/research a topic on Wikipedia to get facts to prove your point.

Person 1: "Do you know Kwang was actually played by Savio Vega?"
Person 2: "Really are you sure?"
Person 1: "I think so... lemme just go and "Willy Mo" it."

by The Real William Morgan May 11, 2008

Strep Willy

The act of giving someone a wet willy while you have strep throat. Quite frowned upon due to the contagious nature of strep throat.

Jim:OH NO!!
Dave:What?
Jim:That kid just gave me a strep willy
Dave:Aww that sucks. Good luck

by dudeguybroman September 17, 2011

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Pink Willy

Equivalent to a wet willy but only difference is one must extract fluid from vagina and then stick it in someones ear. Good way for a girl to gross out your man

After sex having sex with my girl, bitch had the nerve to give me a pink willy. I almost threw up.

by Micro1 December 1, 2010

Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.

Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.

by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009