wheatus

A noun used to describe inconvenient gases and/or fluids being expelled from the anus in a discreet manner.

"Hey Marsha! Want go to to the beach later?" "Aw shucks, David. I wish I could, but wheatus has struck."

by sugargay~ June 3, 2018

Wheat

Any type of marijuana.

Oi blood you got any wheat for me!?

by GreenCliffsOfDover December 27, 2010

Wil Wheaton

The greatest Farker ever.

Whenever Wil Wheaton comments in a Fark thread, the thread quickly goes to infinity.

by Flopsy December 23, 2004

Whata Kulla

1337 speak for Water cooling system. Spelt incorrectly for added 1337'ness.

How you cooling your pc?

WHATA KULLA BRO

by Gizoogle November 12, 2009

wheatmore

a bald headed ass school with stuck up bitches and thotties. annoying ass teachers and annoying ass kids. yall stank bitches need to shower or somethin 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

wheatmore sucks PERIODT

by amossuckspenis June 27, 2019

Crotch Wheaties

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

by Doujinshi March 2, 2009

pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

by Kasey W. January 8, 2008