A noun used to describe inconvenient gases and/or fluids being expelled from the anus in a discreet manner.
"Hey Marsha! Want go to to the beach later?" "Aw shucks, David. I wish I could, but wheatus has struck."
by sugargay~ May 8, 2018
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When something is unacceptable / not good. Originating from the song 'teenage dirtbag' by the band from which the name derives.
'Hey mum. What is this food, it is wheatus.' 'But son....your room is wheatus'
by dictionary kid September 24, 2013
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That one guy that wears flamingo shit from old navy.
Guy 1: Hey want to go to old navy?
Guy 2: No I don't want that wheatus bullshit.
by Jimminy kkrixket December 2, 2020
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