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When something is unacceptable / not good. Originating from the song 'teenage dirtbag' by the band from which the name derives.
'Hey mum. What is this food, it is wheatus.' 'But son....your room is wheatus'
wheatus by dictionary kid September 24, 2013
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A noun used to describe inconvenient gases and/or fluids being expelled from the anus in a discreet manner.
"Hey Marsha! Want go to to the beach later?" "Aw shucks, David. I wish I could, but wheatus has struck."
wheatus by sugargay~ June 3, 2018
(not the band) a word to describe when you get that feeling when you watch breaking bad and better call saul {especially better call saul} and the feeling that you get when you lick ice from a lamppost for youtube views (it was worth it)
G1 - yo did you watch the Crush40 concert last night
G2 - yeah man it was totally wheatus
G1 - what the fuck is wheatus

skeet wheats 

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers
I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.
skeet wheats by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007

mini wheats© 

A delicious and nutritious breakfast cereal made by the Kellogg Company of Battle Creek, Michigan. Initially recieved as somewhat of a novelty, Mini Wheats© are coated on one side with a sugary frosting and on the opposite, bare shredded wheat.
Mini Wheats© are kind of a novelty, really.
mini wheats© by Jose Esteban October 6, 2007
wheelies is a term used when you seen your friends or as a greeting
“what’s crackalackin my wheetuses”
“wheetus on the feetus abortion is completus”
wheetus by a rug January 19, 2020
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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