Wheatus

That one guy that wears flamingo shit from old navy.

Guy 1: Hey want to go to old navy?
Guy 2: No I don't want that wheatus bullshit.

by Jimminy kkrixket December 1, 2020

wheatus

When something is unacceptable / not good. Originating from the song 'teenage dirtbag' by the band from which the name derives.

'Hey mum. What is this food, it is wheatus.' 'But son....your room is wheatus'

by dictionary kid September 24, 2013

wheatus

A noun used to describe inconvenient gases and/or fluids being expelled from the anus in a discreet manner.

"Hey Marsha! Want go to to the beach later?" "Aw shucks, David. I wish I could, but wheatus has struck."

by sugargay~ June 3, 2018

wheatus

(not the band) a word to describe when you get that feeling when you watch breaking bad and better call saul {especially better call saul} and the feeling that you get when you lick ice from a lamppost for youtube views (it was worth it)

G1 - yo did you watch the Crush40 concert last night
G2 - yeah man it was totally wheatus
G1 - what the fuck is wheatus

by itstartswithonethingidontknowy August 20, 2022

skeet wheats

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers

I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.

by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007

mini wheats©

A delicious and nutritious breakfast cereal made by the Kellogg Company of Battle Creek, Michigan. Initially recieved as somewhat of a novelty, Mini Wheats© are coated on one side with a sugary frosting and on the opposite, bare shredded wheat.

Mini Wheats© are kind of a novelty, really.

by Jose Esteban October 6, 2007

wheetus

wheelies is a term used when you seen your friends or as a greeting

“what’s crackalackin my wheetuses”
“wheetus on the feetus abortion is completus”

by a rug January 19, 2020