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A noun used to describe inconvenient gases and/or fluids being expelled from the anus in a discreet manner.
"Hey Marsha! Want go to to the beach later?" "Aw shucks, David. I wish I could, but wheatus has struck."
by sugargay~ May 8, 2018
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