Weinerdust

A man ejaculating so much that there is no possible production of sperm, thus becoming dust.

"No sex tonight dear, I've got only Weinerdust."

by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

weiner roast

The act of giving a Dutch Oven while receiving a Blow Job.

Joe: "So, I guess I'm single now..."
Billy Bob: "Why is that?"
Joe: "The old lady wasn't happy about the Weiner Roast before bed."

by muddy mudskipper July 14, 2010

weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."

by lingling1992 December 3, 2013

weiker

A really fucking hot guy and always has a big dick and fucks often

Josh is weiker

by Wy ker February 19, 2017

Steamy Weiners

A song from the 1990's.

Lyrics:

"Steamy Weiners, how I love them
and I want them in my mouth"

by Bobbi Schmool July 14, 2006

Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.

Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!

by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

weiner tag

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.

"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!

by ace71730 July 2, 2006