Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.

Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...

by JAzDub March 11, 2018

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Peenie weenie

When you can see the outline of a phone sized dick through a guys shorts, or a quarter of a boner.

Logan's peenie weenie is very disturbing.

by Peenieweenielover101 October 23, 2017

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An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.

Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020

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Weenie Breath

When a girl's breath has the scent of your penis after she performs oral sex on you

Last night I fucked Destiny and she sucked my dick, this morning she had bad weenie breath.

I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.

Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"

Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"

by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019

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Austini The Weenie

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.

"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"

by AustiniTheWeenieisgay June 11, 2019

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