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the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!
woke by soultrip September 26, 2022
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WOKE
The Catch-all used to describe those who try to excuse THEIR Racist acts by calling it something other than Racist. The Term POC (people of color) means everyone EXCEPT white people, so when the Woke discriminate AGAINST white people, or discriminate FOR the POC (which is everyone EXCEPT white people), it's STILL Racist...and it's STILL wrong.
Easiest way to identify a WOKE person is to ask them if it's okay to discriminate against white people.
You can use the words WOKE and Racist interchangeably
WOKE by Fourcanic October 13, 2022
Where you have experienced a massive shift and you start questioning everything in life and all the people around you. Its like youve unlocked a whole new perspective of thinking and seeing things.
"you rlly believe in that shit bro?"
"nah bro im messing wit you im woke"
"good"
Woke by quandale quantavious October 14, 2022
The notion that an individual or group has inherent insight regarding a social or political matter. This perceived insight in the minds of woke individuals elevates them to a higher moral and intellectual status. Woke people contend that their opinion is the best and right way.
Damn, that dog's so WOKE he wont even chase a cat.
Woke by Bumrags October 20, 2022
"Disney is so woke, like 90% of their characters are now either gay or a minority its so cool"
- Someone whos cringe
woke by anonymous October 26, 2022
A word that non minorities use to claim that they are socially aware, while totally disregarding the cultural appropriation and history of the word.
I went to a quinceanera today! I'm so woke!

No, no you aren't. Do you know what woke means? You most definitely are not woke.
Woke by Spineflower1 October 27, 2022
A term used usually by middle aged white men to describe blacks, homosexuals, feminist and jews.
I'm tired of all of this "woke" culture.
Woke by thine1 November 13, 2022