One Swipe Wipe

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.

I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

pb&j wipe

When a girl wipes after pooping while on her period resulting in a red and brown “pb&j wipe”

It’s oddly satisfying to get a pb&j wipe while on my period.

by WaywardPrincess May 23, 2019

Velvet Wipe

A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.

Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

ass wipe

A complete moron; without a clue

George Bush is an Ass Wipe

by Laura July 20, 2004

fuck wipe

A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.

Turn on the computer you fuck wipe.

Shirly blew our cover, stupid fuck wipe.

by PC HELP July 27, 2007

belly wipe

An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!

My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!

by James R Brown February 5, 2008

mid-wipe crisis

while you are wiping your ass, someone walks on you while you are doing the act

You have massive diaherra and while you are in the middle of wiping your ass. Someone walks in on you while you are wiping and you are shocked they saw that. Which would be your mid-wipe crisis.

by DEG256 October 12, 2009