Russian weight 

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

Russian weight by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Natural Weight Reduction 

Rust. Specifically, rust on a car. As the metal oxidises away, it gradually makes your vehicle lighter, even if just by a little bit.

Fix the rust on your car ASAP, before you know it, it'll be natural weight reduction.

Natural Weight Reduction by cooljames044 May 11, 2021

Foam Weight 

Typically something used by a person like Adam Woitas

Man Adam loves those foam weights! He always brings them to the gym to look strong

Foam Weight by Gym goer 123 October 13, 2021

Morb Weight 

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

Morb Weight by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Dead Weight Dude 

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

Dead Weight Dude by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023

The Light Weight Bout 

One who drinks two beers and pukes his brains out.

Hey man were you on HBO last night? Ya I saw a head line it said "Light Weight Bout" you vs two beers i heard it was a first round K.O. this is THE Light Weight Bout

The Light Weight Bout by James Shablow November 6, 2009

pulling his own weight 

when a man had a dick bigger than 1 1/2 feet

that dude is pulling his own weight

pulling his own weight by 11182000 December 6, 2016