Skip to main content

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020
mugGet the web staplermug.

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse
I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.
by Pawahits June 20, 2017
mugGet the web authoringmug.

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
mugGet the Release the Webmug.

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.
In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.
by thinker234 December 16, 2011
mugGet the web-enlightenmentmug.

Deep web

Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.

The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.
You can’t find deep web websites by searching them up on Google.
by nlolhere August 10, 2020
mugGet the Deep webmug.

web challenged

The term is meant for individuals who are less than knowledgeable and less than savvy in regard to all things surrounding the internet world.

This would include (but not limited to) navigating the World Wide Web, social media, using email, logging into accounts, how blogs work, or anything associated with web sites/pages.

The challenge occurs when one is trying to manage these various platforms without success due to the learning curve involved.

Not fully understanding how the web works may be due to lack of desire, time spent learning or interest in general.
I must be web challenged this is the fifth time I've tried to update my site.
by AllBiz June 13, 2014
mugGet the web challengedmug.

web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way
Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.
by bandospook July 27, 2012
mugGet the web disabledmug.

Share this definition