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Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.
He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.
Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.
He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.
Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Internet Wazzock: Ohh you know that quake we had in Cali? I grandfather clock fell on me, and i got glass right through my pupil and am scared to go to the doctor...
Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?
Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?
Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
by midnightpanda April 18, 2010
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by Mary Brave November 24, 2006
Get the wazoom mug.1) that guy from sacramento that drinks like a fish, passes out at your house only to wake up and piss all over. when confrunted with questions of said "mystery" puddle a wahoo will respond with a flurry of cuss words and unreconizable words, the most common: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out." followed by leaveing not too gracefully and returning multple time never remembering why and if in fact he left at all.
2) that guy from sacramento tha besides the first definition you still call to go drink with cause truble with all the while shouting "yop yop your mom" to any and every one you pass.
3) that guy mentioned in the first two definitions.
4) the friend you snort spilled beer off dirty bar tables with.
5) the kind of friend who you his interupt a perfect moon with a finger to poop shoot, just for laughs.
6) that guy
7) bitchaferd moraless
8) the living canvas passed out with his shoes on coverd in sharpee
9) of the genius homo hippius fuckeredupus
2) that guy from sacramento tha besides the first definition you still call to go drink with cause truble with all the while shouting "yop yop your mom" to any and every one you pass.
3) that guy mentioned in the first two definitions.
4) the friend you snort spilled beer off dirty bar tables with.
5) the kind of friend who you his interupt a perfect moon with a finger to poop shoot, just for laughs.
6) that guy
7) bitchaferd moraless
8) the living canvas passed out with his shoes on coverd in sharpee
9) of the genius homo hippius fuckeredupus
you: wahoo you pissed on my couch
wahoo: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out."
wahoo: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out."
by bitchaferdnamer April 8, 2010
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Petey: That word I made up just got published on urbandictionary.com!
Jordyn: WAHOOO! That really embarassing FML that happened to me today was published on Fmylife.com!
Petey: WAHOO!
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Petey: WAHOO!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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