waifu

shit losers online say if you see anyone say this unironically run TF away

person a: shes such a waifu
person b: GTFO

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

waqfs

why are queefers fucking stupid

Person 1: "waqfs?"
Person 2: "idk man icl ts isn't my type'a shit"
Person 3: "do u no waqfs?"
Person 1: "no"

by goober guy lol November 26, 2025

bat waifu

Blushingmoon is the ultimate bat waifu .... a lewd mistress of the sweetest variety!

She appeared as a wicked bat waifu!

by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018

The Waifu Property

The need/want to throw aside reality and spend your life playing video games in order to spend time with your ultimate waifu.

Person 1: Why do you think he plays games all day?

Person 2: Dude, obviously because of The Waifu Property.

by Pengyus January 18, 2018

your_waifu_is_trash_

He is from tiktok and he is the sexiest man alive. He is also the smartest person alive, and never misses

Have you heard of your_waifu_is_trash_?.
Yeah he's sexy

by Your_waifu_is_trash__ February 13, 2021

Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.

Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.

by Slimecode June 2, 2021

The Waifu King Incident

The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"

Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"

by wushlongs1432 October 27, 2021