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Wanker

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.
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A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult
1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!
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A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.
Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!
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kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!
by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023
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A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
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A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso
Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'
by notawanker December 25, 2023
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One of the go-to phrases of Billy Butcher from The Boys. It is used mostly when shit happens or Butcher wants to curse someone. In the third episode of the TV series, Butcher sends a gift to his bastard son Ryan, the word "Wanker" transformed from a vulgar curse into a secret only known between the father and son.
"Don't be a Wanker." Illegible handwriting
"Wanker!" Butcher to his imaginary self (The persona is a friend from the mission but Butcher left him to die in a shit hole)
by Arthur.zhang July 19, 2024
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