waifu

Typically fictional characters you find to be wife material and attractive and crush on. Aka roronoa zoro

Roronoa zoro is my waifu

by Akiteru Sasaki March 12, 2023

k wali

k wali is the greatest person in the world if you ever meet a k wali please keep her under control she can get very crazy because she laughs wayyyyy too much she is very lucky to have everyone she has around her and she will learn to be social when she is ready. oh and her school is very high tech and it is over ground and everyone in that school gets hoverboards and helicopters because they are super cool

girl: OMG! is that a k wali she has a hover borad and i helicopter

other girl: probably

by Kiki's twin, kikiara June 18, 2019

Kleenix waifu

Ur the best person in the world. I would kill a whole family for you NO JOKE LIKE I ACTUALLY WOULD

1. "hey did you know Kleenix waifu is pretty attractive/swag?" (/Pos)

by Someone 🧐 November 9, 2021

alfie walford

a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP

katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford

me: DISGUSTING!!!

by ichiglowed March 7, 2022

ahmed walid

An egyptian name ;Zingy man , or black man

Mohamed ashraf: have you seen ahmed walid

Mazen: No , but last time i saw him was before the night

by Urgen kloop June 2, 2022

Watering The Wallflowers

When someone flirts with unpopular people just to get attention.
"It's all false love and affection, you don't want me, you just like the attention", is a good way to put it.

"See that girl? She's just Watering The Wallflowers... Poor guy"

by ISeeWhatYouDoInManilaBearBoo April 22, 2012

OBAMA RAjAB WALI

OBAMA RAjAB WALI is a name for a person who's always willing to make those around him laugh and smile. His personality is rich even though he's broke. He's like a broski to many but a wife to me. You can consider him your fren, even though you may've never met him. He'll always be there for you, he's your homie, you can kiss him, you can rub his balls, he's a person trusted by many. He's an atheist's lord and savior. He has a big heart, as well as a big d. We love you OBAMA RAjAB WALI :mohammadjoyful:

coper seether dialater: WHOS OBAMA RAjAB WALI????
OBAMA RAjAB WALI$$$$$ : me!!
coper seether dialeter: WELL YOU SUCK MAN
OBAMA RAjAB WALI$$$$$ : =(
EVERYONE ELSE: NO!!!! YOU'RE GAY AND WRONG
coper seether dialeter: I admit I am. I love you OBAMA RAjAB WALI
OBAMA RAjAB WALI$$$$$: =D

by OBAMA RAjAB WALI FAN July 31, 2021