by Okbye September 12, 2010
A volcano that spews hearts. A Valentine Volcano is most often seen at a senior center when two older people are very much in love, such as is seen with Beatrice Middleton and her boyfriend, Hec Hanley. A Valentine Volcano is very hard to stop; when it erupts, look out! Your heart will be on fire.
Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 03, 2011
An act of which requires one person to cut themselves, using the blood for lube as they being to rub themselves off.once they have reached their "peak" they spray everywhere and yelling "VOLCANO"
by bloody falcon April 19, 2010
by shelbyjaysm September 03, 2008
When you nut in a girls mouth then push her onto her back, while simultaneously forcing hot sauce into her mouth. This will cause her to spit out the mixture looking like a volcano.
Dude, did you hear Tate used the Irish Volcano on another girl? It’s getting out of hand that’s three in the past week.
Hey Grant, I found this new hot sauce that is perfect for the Irish Volcano
Hey Grant, I found this new hot sauce that is perfect for the Irish Volcano
by Chris Kinkle March 09, 2021
Angry volcano - when a girl that smokes weed or whatever you prefer, sucks your dick and gets your dick hard while blowing smokes around it.
Girlfriend: light it up...
Friend: puff puff pass
Girlfriend: you wanna see an angry volcano?
Friend: sure...
Girlfriend: pulls his pants down and sucked it to get hard and takes a fat rip and sucks it again while blowing cloud of smoke on your dick
Friend: puff puff pass
Girlfriend: you wanna see an angry volcano?
Friend: sure...
Girlfriend: pulls his pants down and sucked it to get hard and takes a fat rip and sucks it again while blowing cloud of smoke on your dick
by Listodurock909 June 11, 2014
When one partner puts baking soda and vinegar in other partners asshole, the the other partner shits out the now 'chocolate' volcano.
by douchebag mcchocolatelover August 24, 2010