Black Volume

Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts.

A: So why was residence security called?
B: Because the black people were at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .

by aiPod January 11, 2009

Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

by TimThomas June 11, 2009

porno volume

When you live in an apartment the volume you play porno at so your neighbors won't hear your tv.

Last night I had to set my iPad to porno volume so the hot chick in the next apartment didn't hear.

by El MATTO del MORTE December 9, 2013

Spicy Volcano

The act of when a sexual partner inserts hot sauce into the eye of the penis and proceeds to perform a hand job with a deep heat lubricant until the recivee ejaculates a red lava like orgasim

Simon: Bob, why are you in hospital?
Bob: the Mrs gave me the ol' Spicy Volcano last night.

by Punkydooster October 12, 2016

The Braille volcano

when a woman with a prolapsed anus explosively shits diarrhea on a blind man's face.

Did you hear about Ricky? Some chick gave him the Braille volcano.

by 82ndABN March 18, 2009

shit bubble volcano

The act of packing an anus with baking soda then topping off with vinegar to create a shitty, bubbly anal volcano. (Mentos and diet coke can be substituted but with somewhat less spectacular results)

I heard Mark and Brian tried a shit bubble volcano last night, I feel bad for those casino cleaners.

by BrainGear October 6, 2017

wub up the volume

Said By Wubbox from my singing monsters. If you dont know what that is then you are stupid.

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by RWEUCJHXKDJ December 24, 2022