Shock Value

The amount of money you are willing to bet your friend to attach electrified alligator clamps to his or her nipples.

Dude, hold my beer. Whats your shock value for me?

by Captain Awesome Guy August 8, 2011

production value

People that are extremely high maintenance. Waiting for them to complete even the most simplistic of tasks is a goddamn production

Person 1: so how did your date go last night?
Person 2: dude, it was terrible she made me carry her every where, total production value

by killabeez04 January 1, 2014

Valeska

Don't ever talk to someone Named Valeska. She will break ur heart :)

Hey! Valeska sucks!

by Daisy lolll May 9, 2020

BS value

BS value is the value that is a value that always changes when problems happen

When there is to much bullshit
there is a high BS value

by MakerTim November 26, 2015

valeshka

A bitch that likes to lead people on for fun. She usually likes to twerk on random people for fun and she likes to walk around with her ass out. Valeshkas are definitely for the streets, and they love to look at themselves in the mirror. She's normally super fake and annoying, but will act like she likes you to get what she wants. She's pretty, but she uses that to her advantage. She thinks she's popular but in reality, she's pretty basic.

Guy1: damn! who's that girl?
Guy2: oh that's valeshka. she's pretty toxic man, don't talk to her.

by bummymummy5763 September 14, 2020

face value

1. This term is used when someone has a good face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably male, tells a very funny joke of course.

Antonym: AIDS value

- 'You have face value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am Phil Collins.'

- 'That's a very funny joke. I love jokes about AIDS and women's rights.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible face value?'
- 'Of course.'

by Linvoy Primus December 21, 2007

Valeska

the last name of the man of who my friend wants to fuck

"hey, zoe! isn't that mr valeska on that poster?"
"hOLY FUCK"

by lightningmcqueenishot October 3, 2019