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valar

Creatures created by J.R.R. Tolkien in his masterpiece, the silmarillion. They were Created by Eru to be the gaurdians of his creation to watch over all the lesser beings. Kind of like the angels of Middle Earth.
The valar praised Eru in his overwhelming power.
by T.J. Beville December 9, 2008
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Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.
A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.
by nlolhere June 25, 2020
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Vader Helmet

Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc

Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.
"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."
by Pangy November 17, 2003
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Valary DiBenedetto

Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louise who is dating Avenged Sevenfold's amazing guitarist, Synyster Gates. Val was formerly A7X's tour manager until they signed with Warner Brothers. Val and Matt have been dating for reportedly 13 years and also are said to both wear promise rings. She was given the nickname 'Screaming Demon Girl' after she performed the additional screams on 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion' which was on Avenged Sevenfold's first album, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet". Val is currently attending college for acting and modeling, with experience in both categories as she has modeled for clothing lines and has a small role in a movie called "Erased". She has a great sense of humor and a kind heart. No one can take her place so all you little slutty fans, don't even try!
Valary DiBenedetto and Matt Sanders are one gorgeous couple!
by KTREX May 22, 2007
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Valerie

Dan: "Sorry I was a dick to you."
Valerie: "I don't care."
Dan: "stopp ur gonna make me cry :*-("
by danny bo banny July 28, 2008
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Valerie

she is the best friend, she is outgoing, crazy, a dog lover. she loves boys and is a strong girly valerie is a sister and a model both for roling and for sexieness yes i made this just for her
she is a valerie<3
by kate111111111hell January 1, 2011
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Vader

Darth Vader, formally Anakin Skywalker. Turns evil from good, then back again. He's a total kickass.
Was trained by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Who also kicks ass.
Wears big black suit, scary.
His nickname used to be Ani.
Villian but actually the victim.
The main character in the Star Wars saga.
Palpatine: Lord Vader? Can you hear me?

Darth Vader:*Breaths* Yes Master

Palpatine: Rise.
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
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