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Vaginally Frigid

A phrase referring to a woman who can only attain an orgasm through clitoral stimulation and not through standard vaginal intercourse.
"My girlfriend has no orgasms when we have sex because she is vaginally frigid"
by Andrew Timmons May 1, 2008
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Vaginal sabbath

When your girl is having her period and does not wish to have sex.
Man: hey babe, let's make sex."
Woman: "aw, wish I could but it's the vaginal sabbath."
by Pastor Vagenius July 7, 2016
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Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.
I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation
by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015
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Vaginal Unit

Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.
Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!
by Chigouderen December 23, 2010
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vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.
Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword
by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb July 12, 2016
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vaginal distrophy

Damn. She had VD?
No that type. I'm ok. Vaginal Distrophy. It was a bit askew.
by Justin from Bama February 5, 2017
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Vaginal Bookmark

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"
by Shuasage June 16, 2010
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