Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide

Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am

by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015

Vaginal Knitting

Knitting from wool that has been inserted into ones vagina. Term coined by Australian TV channel SBS2Australia in reference to performance art "Casting Off My Womb" by artist Casey Jenkins

Everyday I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me... and then I pull out the thread and perform vaginal knitting.

by mrb200 December 24, 2015

vagina wipe

When a man behaves like a pussy bitch in front of other girls.

Hoe: Wanna fuck for 20 bucks?
Man: Fuck you sluttly ass bitch.
Hoe: Wow, your being a little vagina wipe.

by Show Me What That Mouth Do December 13, 2016

vagina fingers

The nickname given to a girl who is open about her masturbation habits or used to joke about the fact she masturbates when she touches something of yours.

"Amy get your vagina fingers off my phone"

by addisonand5sos April 5, 2017

vagina toot

A pussy fart! Plain and simple. Technically the release of air from the front bottom.

Did you hear that vagina toot that just slipped out? High five!

by Loberson December 17, 2020

amish vagina

Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.

1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!

by Sparty911 October 26, 2019