Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 04, 2009
An urban deer is a person or individual daring to cross the city street outside of the crosswalk.
This "deer" is often seen running across ghetto streets dodging cars like bullets.
The individual acts without thought or care for their own life, assuming cars will stop for them... sometimes, theyre wrong.
This "deer" is often seen running across ghetto streets dodging cars like bullets.
The individual acts without thought or care for their own life, assuming cars will stop for them... sometimes, theyre wrong.
Last night I had to jamb on my brakes as an urban deer sprinted across the street in front of me. Luckily he smiled, otherwise I wouldnt have seen him coming.
by C-Lark March 09, 2005
Mostly people who just want to share their ridiculous slang words, to enhance the English language.
However; often used as a way for jealous or angsty people to post hate towards whom ever they wish with impunity (by way of anonymity). Examples can be found in posts for almost all stereotypes (hip, goth, emo, rocker, skater. etc), almost all nationalities, bands or music groups, and basically any thing that anyone could feel threatened by. When searching for a hate message or angst filled reply, look for the following:
- The entire entry written in first person form from the poster. Often in a way that makes the poster seem superior to the crowd they are defining
ie>
"(insert defined group here): hello nice day were having
(insert poster here): Fuck you (defined group here), your not (positive adjective)!"
- A lack of any real knowledge on the subject other than that already known to the general public. Also contains a combination of personal opinions in as a fact on the topic matter.
ie>
"Britney spears sucks and she can't sing. Blond haired bimbo whos music is awful and whos followers don't know sh*t."
- Anyone who writes anything claiming to know the real truth. Most common in music postings. It's a way of saying mainstream or well known artists or opinions are always bad/wrong. The argument can't be maintained since music is a personal choice and as such how good or bad any piece of music is can only be determined by the individual.
ie>
"50 Cent blows and only if you listen to MF Doom you are sick."
"If you like Pulp fiction and have never even heard of Trainspotting your obviously don't know shit."
- Politics coming into play. For a definition politics play no bearing, only the represented fact. Even while describing politically charged term no politics should be permitted to taint the description.
ie>
"Neocons want to destory the whole world with their wars and military industrial complex."
opposed with,
"Neocons are often pro war and defend establishment and maintenance of the military industrial complex."
- Lastly; Racism. Avoid it. People can't help how they are born, make fun of them for choice they do make.
ie>
"Fuck (insert race/gender/colour/sexual orientation/looks/height/or anything genetically predisposed)"
There is hope though. As an Urban dictionary poster, you can avoid all of the aforementioned pitfalls by just following these easy rules:
1) Don't assume your better than anyone else.
2) Write down what you know and don't speculate on anything.
3) Exclude your personal opinion.
4) Use a spell check.
Knowledge is power. Misinformation is cancer.
However; often used as a way for jealous or angsty people to post hate towards whom ever they wish with impunity (by way of anonymity). Examples can be found in posts for almost all stereotypes (hip, goth, emo, rocker, skater. etc), almost all nationalities, bands or music groups, and basically any thing that anyone could feel threatened by. When searching for a hate message or angst filled reply, look for the following:
- The entire entry written in first person form from the poster. Often in a way that makes the poster seem superior to the crowd they are defining
ie>
"(insert defined group here): hello nice day were having
(insert poster here): Fuck you (defined group here), your not (positive adjective)!"
- A lack of any real knowledge on the subject other than that already known to the general public. Also contains a combination of personal opinions in as a fact on the topic matter.
ie>
"Britney spears sucks and she can't sing. Blond haired bimbo whos music is awful and whos followers don't know sh*t."
- Anyone who writes anything claiming to know the real truth. Most common in music postings. It's a way of saying mainstream or well known artists or opinions are always bad/wrong. The argument can't be maintained since music is a personal choice and as such how good or bad any piece of music is can only be determined by the individual.
ie>
"50 Cent blows and only if you listen to MF Doom you are sick."
"If you like Pulp fiction and have never even heard of Trainspotting your obviously don't know shit."
- Politics coming into play. For a definition politics play no bearing, only the represented fact. Even while describing politically charged term no politics should be permitted to taint the description.
ie>
"Neocons want to destory the whole world with their wars and military industrial complex."
opposed with,
"Neocons are often pro war and defend establishment and maintenance of the military industrial complex."
- Lastly; Racism. Avoid it. People can't help how they are born, make fun of them for choice they do make.
ie>
"Fuck (insert race/gender/colour/sexual orientation/looks/height/or anything genetically predisposed)"
There is hope though. As an Urban dictionary poster, you can avoid all of the aforementioned pitfalls by just following these easy rules:
1) Don't assume your better than anyone else.
2) Write down what you know and don't speculate on anything.
3) Exclude your personal opinion.
4) Use a spell check.
Knowledge is power. Misinformation is cancer.
A lot of posts on Urban Dictionary could be re-written or deleted off this web site. Specifically anything which doesn't add anything to a definition.
by iRant May 06, 2009
Urban Gunsmith is a person that lives in an urban environment, who manufacture's homemade firearms in the kitchen, living room or even the bed room, of an apartment, this in any case is illegal.
homemade zip guns
homemade rifles
homemade pistol
any type of homemade firearm firearm
Urban Gunsmith
homemade rifles
homemade pistol
any type of homemade firearm firearm
Urban Gunsmith
by CoolHi C July 18, 2012
Used when someone steals an idea, concept, plan or product from someone else. Taking a fresh new thing that someone worked hard for and using it for your own profit. The act of being a dirty, theiving whore-face.
When Sally walked in to Mike's house and saw that he had copied most of her decorating, she was outraged at his Urban Outfitting.
by denverbeerchick May 27, 2011
An anonymous UD employee that skims word entries, rewrites slightly better definitions, and takes credit.
by Mastro K February 03, 2021
the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious
Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 09, 2014