tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

Tequila

A discord server with a whole bunch of e faggots

Do NOT join tequila on discord

by FuckTequilaDiscord August 4, 2023

Tequila

Just one wiff can send the girls wild! Oh I hard 4 margs? I’ll get my kit off later if I stay on the devils poison

Amy; stop drinking daiquiris else you’ll get naked

Chantelle: born for it babe, I love tequila

by anonymous August 5, 2023

tequila tea

a set of sweaty and salty testicles in your mouth, made by collectingw and chefgrant

come on baby, give me a tequila tea

by chefgrant August 22, 2024

Tequila Backshot

The act of pouring a shot of tequila in your partner's ass, proceeding to fuck it, then making them suck off what's left

Dude you reek of alcohol, have you been drinking?

I went out on a date with Stacy and we ended with tequila backshots

by Down2PoundAClown August 24, 2024

tequila tiernan

The most mental out going and sexy beast of a man, once he has tequila he's a different animal. Count yourself lucky if you have a tequila tiernan in your friend group

Omg he's going full tequila tiernan

by Pookie One January 12, 2024