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Shitter Twitter

1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.
1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!

2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!
by Somefinds April 6, 2009
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Twitter

A really bad micro-blogging service made to give people with no life the illusion that people care that "They had a bannana for breakfast" or something...
Stan: Do you have twitter?

Lee: No. It sucks.
by blu3wat3r May 23, 2010
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Twitterbation

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
by Twaction October 29, 2009
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Conservative twitter

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.
by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020
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twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
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Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers
I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!
by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009
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