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Twilight

A Book about Vampires that sparkle. They Fucking Sparkle. What the hell is that? after all; Bella looks like a Crack hoe & Edward has a potato shaped face. And whats worse? Have you noticed that throughout the whole books -especially the fourth- all they talk about is fighting, and then They talk it out! And the Fan girls. Twilight fan girls are the worst. And 80% haven't read the books,while,the other 20% just think Edward is hot. Thank you twilight, you have officially ruined Vampire Movies & Books. Vampires used to be bad ass. Now they Just Sparkle.
Twilight fan girl #1:"I broke up with my boy friend because I want Edward Cullen!"

Twilight fan girl #2: "I know! Oh my god! I cant wait until New Moon Comes out! But I'm Sooo Team Edward!"
by 220175880 June 15, 2009
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Twilight

A depressed girl who cannot decide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
Person1: ''She must be Twilight.''
Person2: ''Yeah, you can tell she's depressed.''
Person1: ''I wonder who's she's going to screw.''
by kikibourra101 July 14, 2010
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Twilight

A famous book by Stephanie Meyer that has captured the hearts of many girls, and women alike. Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen are the main protagonists in this book. A complete waste of time if you enjoy reading books with much more meaning and descriptions and better writing style. Horrible.
"OMG! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!"
"NO! JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!!"
As both girls are screaming and crying and fighting over who is hotter than whom. I turn away from them and mutter, "How overrated."
"WHAT?"
"GET HER!!!! SHE INSULTED MY EDWARD"
"NO SHE DIDN'T. SHE INSULTED MY JACOB!!!"
"Good God! It's just a damn book called Twilight!" I shout as I start running for my life.
by brm_11 June 5, 2010
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Twilight

A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.
Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
by Yaren51 August 18, 2010
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Twilight

Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.
"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...

Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."
by AxellDarkleigh June 3, 2011
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Twilight

A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia
Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!
by Yemenwedge June 21, 2010
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Twilight

a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly
in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone
by twilightjunkie May 31, 2010
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