turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.

There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021

turkey moon

To tuck one's balls between the legs and moon someone. The balls under the ass resembles the neck of a turkey, thus forming the turkey moon.

Damn, did you just see Hayes give that guy a turkey moon?

by BRAINSWELLS December 27, 2007

Turkey Vulture

A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to “hunt” but is in unable to “seal the deal”.

“That's what they call a ‘Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)

by Solus Veritas May 30, 2018

Turkey Demon

Slang in Gears of War 2 for bloodmount.

In the game Gears of War 2, the bloodmount enemies are commonly known as turkey demons.

This term is usually screamed at the sight of a bloodmount in Gears of War 2 to warn your team mates.

xNJDx REDRUM(upon seeing a bloodmount): "Tuuuuuurkkkeeeeey Demons!"

xNJDx GNASHER: "No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Everyone get back inside! Damn Turkey Demons!"

by xNJDx REDRUM August 4, 2009

turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.

Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "

by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009

Turkey bacon

White girl

I'm off that swine I'm on turkey bacon now.

by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019