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A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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