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#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched
by -[omar]- September 24, 2006
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touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs
by Holland Bach June 23, 2009
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Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.
John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.
by Chino Grife June 24, 2009
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Touche

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"
Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!
by Professor69 May 25, 2011
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touche

A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.
Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.
by graawwwwwrrrrr November 23, 2010
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Truche

A response to a comeback in a conversation if the comeback was actually true.
James: "You're a dumbass."
Paul: "At least I broke 800 on the SATs, dumbass."
James "Truche; I am a dumbass."
by Rusty Steelrod April 20, 2009
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Touchéag

(pronounced tu-shag) Counterargument to a well stated argument from an opponent, who in stating said argument renders themselves of douche bag status.
Person #1: I want to draw my girlfriend a picture for <insert special occasion>.
Person #2: You're not very good at drawing, she probably won't even like it.
*silence*
Person #1: Touchéag...
by Tichemaller March 9, 2011
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