touched

someone who is feeling high

#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched

by -[omar]- September 24, 2006

touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs

Prepare yourself with "touche en garde!".

by Holland Bach June 23, 2009

Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

Touche

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"

Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!

by Professor69 May 25, 2011

touche

A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.

Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.

by graawwwwwrrrrr November 23, 2010

Truche

A response to a comeback in a conversation if the comeback was actually true.

James: "You're a dumbass."
Paul: "At least I broke 800 on the SATs, dumbass."
James "Truche; I am a dumbass."

by Rusty Steelrod April 20, 2009

Touchéag

(pronounced tu-shag) Counterargument to a well stated argument from an opponent, who in stating said argument renders themselves of douche bag status.

Person #1: I want to draw my girlfriend a picture for <insert special occasion>.
Person #2: You're not very good at drawing, she probably won't even like it.
*silence*
Person #1: Touchéag...

by Tichemaller March 9, 2011