Trigonometry

hell.

God: you are being sent to hell.

Me: isn’t that just constant trigonometry?

by Bananananananana anananananana April 3, 2023

Trigonometry

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.

Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Trigonometry

slang for three niggas

Girl 1: Girl were trigonometry

Girl 2: Were math?
Girl 3: Huh?
Girl 1: Trigonometry is slang for three niggas.
Everyone: *Laughs*

by spikedhe4rt May 28, 2023

TRICO LAW

When you committing election crimes and is the boss of the organisation getting charged for RICO law like Donald Trump.

“I heard Bobby got hit with the TRICO law..”

“Yeah, he thought he was Trump and trying to put pressure on folks with his peoples..”

by Plush Puppi August 17, 2023

Trigobblergulper

A person who eats at least three entire roast turkeys in one sitting.

“Oh my God, look at Fred standing there at the end of the buffet. The man hasn’t stopped eating turkey since he got here. He’s a total Trigobblergulper! “

by Arkayjay9483 July 20, 2024

Trigofig

A trigofig is someone who has 3 different ways of seeing themself. One of them being good, while usually the other two are bad, but it isn't always like that.

Taylor is such a trigofig, one day she says she loves her body, while other days she says she's fat and ugly.

by DJpanda September 19, 2023

Trigop

A group of animals in the night that won’t stop making noise.

“I can’t sleep, there’s this really annoying trigop outside!”

by Firedeath3 September 29, 2023