by k-trizzle May 27, 2006
Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.
by HappySnakePreson September 02, 2018
by AmazingJuniorBros February 05, 2021
segs toy
by Hhhhaaaaaass April 02, 2021
noun; the king of toys. somebody who is a fuck stain shit dick.
you dont want to be friends with a king toy.
you dont want to be friends with a king toy.
by Sam Cole June 23, 2008
A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.
That car is a Dink-Toy
by sillynillybilly May 05, 2010
by Gassan the chromosome man January 04, 2018