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townie

At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear.

If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.

It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
yeah theyare townies over there and those ppl are greebos
by nadia March 23, 2004
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Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc
Townies say things like
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit
by Kezgetz June 24, 2007
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Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!
by Hester Adams July 20, 2008
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were i come from a townie is someone from "town" and has a habit of saying things like payned for pound or tane for town in other places it is usually the same thing as a chav townies usually have strange names shortend into 4 letters if you are not a townie you are considered a wastman to them
townie 1:yo wassgoinon sajj

townie 2:nuffin u knows i iz chillin wiv rakz in tayn
by cheesefaced123 February 21, 2009
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Adj. can be used as a noun.

Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.

word originates in rural southern Illinois.
(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk

cows?"

(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011
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The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.
"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018
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He/she is a know thot or hoe around town
Ayo don’t get it wit shawty shawty she a townie
by Andretti Meeks May 15, 2019
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