a topboy

tight assed runescape players often wank over there banks.
they also enjoy curry and bk

a topboy:hey bro was eating some curry last night and lsed an arcane ffs

by tim32432 October 4, 2010

Curly Tops

A term refering to negroes, based on the fact that their hair slightly resembles a mat of greasy, curly pubic hair.

Those damn curly tops stole my tape deck

by whiskyfist January 17, 2009

Topside

The Act Of Landing a Left/Right Hook straight onto the side of someone's head, when done effectively knocking onto their ass. (Top/Head, Side/Hook).

'If this prick keeps pissin me off then he's gettin a straight topside slap'

Jack - 'There was this right prick in the club last night'

Jon - 'Oh Yeah what did you do about it?'

Jack - 'Oh you know me, Just gave him a topside, that shut him up'

'Dont Watch That You'll Get a Topside' - Dizzee Rascal

by Nicky_Blue_Eyes August 20, 2010

Tops

It's when you go down on your girl or any girl for that matter

Damn my girl tops me so hard. She gets me SO WET when her toung goes inside me in feels like electricity is corsing through my veins.

by Thecarpet muncher July 7, 2014

muffin tops

a breast which doesnt quite fit into todays form fitting bras creeping over the top.

Obviously that bra doesnt fit; look at her muffin tops

by deebow68 August 27, 2005

tops

Hella HARD; in this case pronounced TOPES

Synonymous with the word "hard"

Damn that one guy is hella tops!

You drank that grease??? You're hella TOPScore

by RAMP September 20, 2007

Topo

A person that spazs enough so that they look like they are trying to move in two different directions at the same time

Topoing the verb of spazing out trying to move in two different directions

Topoed past tense of spazing out trying to move in different different directions

"Last week a topo was walking across the sidewalk it was the funniest thing I have ever seen."

"I saw a guy topoing across a yard trying to get to the mailbox and back to his house at the same time."

by FAIL cannot compete March 9, 2009