tooter

A university employee that is tasked with leading students astray rather than 'Rounding them out intellectually'.

My tutor is a crazy weird dude. I mean wow, mine taught me everything I needed to know about cocaine abuse in a single 'tootorial'. He is one mother of a tooter.

by jonimethfan October 8, 2011

tooter-poop

Basically its a fart. Something referred to as a shart could also be classified as a "tooter-poop". An individual who "tooter-poops" is known as a "tooter-pooper". If feces should be released during "tooter-pooping", the excrement would then become tooter-poopee.

"What the hell is that stench?!!? Juan, did you tooter-poop!?", "Watch out, I just tooter-pooped!"

by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

tooter shooters

Another name for tater tots

Mmmmhmmm I love me some tooter shooters

by Tootershooter May 12, 2016

sparkling toothbrush

after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies

gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!

by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010

tooter

to fart; poot; put-put

damn, that tooter you let is stanky!

by ivy February 4, 2005

Tooter

Young adult of the male gender that "Toots it and Boots it"

Jerry is a real tooter, last night he kicked a girl out of his house right after having sex with her.

by dablackplayer September 20, 2010

Toothbrush

A stick with a small brush made by the libral media in order to make people to buy things for it so the government can make money.
Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Master Shake: Plaque is a figment made by the libral media in order for you to buy useless appliences and pastes. Now I heard the arguments on both sides and I found no evidence to sopport the need to brush your teeth.

*toothbrush

by Thunderstarwarp August 26, 2006